Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Beyonce Is Tardy - Socialite Life

The lord of Beyonce`s new album was due to her record label today, and it looks like Jay-Z`s wifey isn`t going to form her deadline.

"It`s not going to be completed," a source says. "She`s got to get it out early in the 4th quarter, when there`s so much competition among artists."

Beyonce has reportedly been focusing more on the big screen in recent months, having completed roles in Cadillac Records (as jazz singer Etta James) and a psychological thriller called Obsessed.

Which sounds bad just from the title. That`s a Lifetime Movie Network situation. Just name it Mother, May I Rest With Danger? 2 and cut your losses, Beyaki.

Other reasons why the album is late might give to do with Justin Timberlake and Beyonce acting all perfectionist over a duet (oh, we`ll be hearing that one for the following century) and the fact that Beyonce hates her Dad`s record company guy - Max Gousse.

Hey if anything on that shitty album inspires a drag queen parody as hot as this one, then it`s worth the wait.

The lord of Beyonce`s new album was due to her record label today, and it looks like Jay-Z`s wifey isn`t going to form her deadline.

"It`s not going to be completed," a source says. "She`s got to get it out early in the 4th quarter, when there`s so much competition among artists."

Beyonce has reportedly been focusing more on the big screen in recent months, having completed roles in Cadillac Records (as jazz singer Etta James) and a psychological thriller called Obsessed. Which sounds bad just from the title. That`s a Lifetime Movie Network situation. Just name it Mother, May I Rest With Danger? 2 and cut your losses, Beyaki.

Other reasons why the album is late might give to do with Justin Timberlake and Beyonce acting all perfectionist over a duet (oh, we`ll be hearing that one for the following century) and the fact that Beyonce hates her Dad`s record company guy - Max Gousse.

Hey if anything on that shitty album inspires a drag queen parody as hot as this one, then it`s worth the wait.

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