Erin Gloria Ryan-Everyone, including Michelle Obama, Lady Gaga, and Stevie Wonder is paying tribute to Beyonce's 15 year career at the Billboard awards. Following the awards show, the 29 year old singer will be humanely euthanized, as putting female pop stars down before they hit 30 is mostly thought of as the least cruel way the amusement industry deals with women advancing more than 10 years beyond teenagerhood.
